Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
John Barrowman is the only one on the train.
John Barrowman is a twelve year old.
always reblog 12 yr old Barrowman
and i am dead
Reblogging again because it’s relevant
So my friend found punk guy jacques on the train…
Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones
"maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better"
"maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better"
"maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better"
"maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better"
i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass
some of you know this already but the absolute worst thing to ever happen to me was when a boy threw a cat on me and i tried to catch it and my thumb went up its butthole
President Snow is me everyday in school when I see couples in the hallways.
when u make a joke and the whole class laughs
The best moment in tv history
RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD
I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT.
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